Thursday, March 21, 2013

Makes me wanna wreck it





This past Academy Awards ceremony has been mentioned before on this blog, however another grave issue still needs to be addressed- and this time it isn't the mistreatment of the VFX community.

This time, it's personal.

To put it bluntly, there is no way Brave should have won the Oscar for Best Animated feature, and this is coming from someone who adores Pixar.

No one is saying Brave was not an aesthetically gorgeous movie- one look at the animation sequence of Merida's hair alone is very impressive- but up against films like Wreck-it Ralph and Paranorman, beautiful hair should not have been enough.




Take a look at Paranorman. Hand-crafted stopmotion animation combined with a colorful assembly of dynamic characters, filmed frame-by-frame over the course of 2 1/2 years. And that was just filming- the actual idea of the story was perfected over the course of 16 years! It was also the first stop-motion film to ultilize full-color 3D printers for replacement animation, allowing greater working speed and quality.


Paranorman was just as gorgeous as Merida's hair, if not moreso, and relayed a message of anti-bullying, where the outsider is not just the hero, but ultimately celebrated for his differences.

Wreck-it Ralph, one of my favorite movies of all time, was also more suited to the award than Brave. Iterations of this movie's concept have been discussed at Disney since the late 1980's, and the thoughtfulness and caution in creating this movie the right way is obvious in how fantastic the result is.



Scale models of Sugar Rush locations were made out of candy and photographed, then incorporated into the animation of the movie so that each piece of candy would have the right qualities to their sheen. That is amazing.



So much thought was put into the design and purpose of each character- the voice actors' mannerisms were even reflected in their characters!  But even if the animation wasn't as beautiful as it was, the film's writing is perhaps the best Disney has done in a while. The entire plot is centered on the "villain" and his desire to be good enough. Ralph's character development is so flawless, I lack the words to describe it. Without spoiling anything, Wreck-it Ralph highlights the message that we are all good enough, and we all have the potential to be a hero. I'm not ashamed to say I saw the film 4 times in theaters.



Now to the item of debate.

While Brave was very pretty, there were many flaws that should have eliminated it from the winner's circle. For one thing, Brenda Chapman, the woman that conceived the film and would have been Pixar's first female director, was replaced during filming, unsettling much of the production's flow. The Celtic mythology represented in the film as being fairly important, was left unexplored- focusing only on the "will o' the wisps" and nothing else.

Additionally, the movie's tagline "If you had the chance to change your fate, would you?" means absolutely nothing, as Merida's decision at the climax of the movie isn't to do anything surprising or interesting, but to directly follow the wisps- whose purpose is to lead you to your fate.

While Norman and Ralph both grow as characters through a series of challenging events, Merida remains stagnant and exactly the same at the end of the film as the beginning. She simply overcomes an argument with her mother and learns the value of compromise.



To be fair to Brave, Pixar did rewrite their animation system for the first time in 25 years for that movie, and the presence of a romance-resisting female protagonist is very important and similarly underrepresented- especially in movies directed at children.

For the latter fact alone (well, and the fact that the man accepting the award for Brave was wearing a kilt at the ceremony), I will accept the reality of Brave winning the Oscar. But I won't be 100% happy about it.

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Oscar Snubs and Flubs Over History

We've all had that moment while watching the Oscars, when we just go huh? We shout "He won?" or "How did she not win?!" It makes us mad and we should get over it, but before we do, let's go over a few of the most controversial Oscar wins and losses that we still can't understand.

Head to Head(Those who won over those who should have)

1. Forrest Gump over Pulp Fiction(Best Picture, 1994)






I honestly did love Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump, but I don't see the movie as Oscar worthy.

2. Shakespeare in Love over Saving Private Ryan(Best Picture, 1998)




I never saw the former, but it shocks me that this Tom Hanks film didn't get the award.

3. Crash over Brokeback Mountain(Best Picture, 2004)







Ummm...Confuse me?

4. The English Patient over Jerry Maguire(Best Picture, 1996)


Again, I never saw the former, but it's pretty obvious Jerry Maguire was better.

 Snubs

1. Judy Garland for The Wizard of Oz(1939)


It shocked me that she didn't win anything for her amazing/legendary performance.

2. Ben Affleck as Best Director for Argo

This is a great movie and I do agree that Affleck should have won.

3. Javier Bardem and Judi Dench for Skyfall(and the film itself for Best Picture)

For the level of crazy Bardem brought to the movie, he deserved something.

Flub

1 and only. Rocky (Best Picture, 1977)

I can't be the only one who sees this doesn't make sense.


Now that we've taken a trip to the past to shake our heads at the idiot voters, let's move forward and save our next hissy fit for the Oscars to come.

Thursday, March 7, 2013

Everybody Needs a Hobby

While we know many celebrities for the roles they played in television or film, the books they wrote, or the music they sang, a fair few individuals went the extra step in productivity and became inventors as well. Not all of the inventions stuck, but a surprising number survived the test of time and even inspired a couple of modern creations. Here's a short list of celebrities who you may not have realized shared this trait, as well as the ideas they birthed. 



Hedy Lamarr

Along with fellow inventor George Antheil, this famous actress came up with what is now essentially known as Wi-fi. In 1940, a discussion between the two friends about radio-controlled torpedoes resulted in Lamarr's suggestion of "frequency hopping." This idea was patented as a "Secret Communication System" but the invention was largely ignored due to its use of player-piano technology to alternate frequencies (something Antheil feared stigmatized them to the military.) Eventually, someone else was able to replicate and improve the technology, and the military got its act together, realizing that music could be weaponized too, just in time for Lamarr and Antheil's old patent to run out. in any case, the next time you watch Samson and Delilah on your iPad or similarly wireless device, be sure to thank the leading lady who developed the technology to make it possible.  



Zeppo Marx

Zeppo, the youngest of the famed Marx brothers, invented both a "cardiac pulse rate monitor" and a "method and watch mechanism" to track and regulate the speed of a heartbeat. What's better is that it would sense the change in speed with an electric cell-powered magnet, and would sound an alarm if it sensed a dramatic increase in the user's heart rate. Zeppo also invented a "vapor delivery pad for distributing of moist heat," or more appealingly titled: the heating pad. Clearly heart rate monitors have been useful for health and exercise-related purposes, but the heating pad has been similarly successful. As opposed to the previous method of wringing out hot towels, the heating pad is a much more efficient way to soothe patients' muscles or injuries. 



Marlon Brando

Sometimes when you get older, you get bored. In 2002, actor Marlon Brando patented a "drumhead tensioning device and method," which is essentially an automatic drum tuner. That's actually pretty handy.


Robert A. Heinlein

Famous science fiction writer and inventor of: the waterbed. After spending extended time in a hospital bed for pulmonary tuberculosis in the 1930's, Heinlein decided he would have much rather enjoyed his stay in something more comfortable. He drew up detailed plans and began including waterbeds in his stories, though the first waterbed wasn't made until many years later.


Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Innovation Nation

I'm not tech savvy and probably never will be. That's why I love gadgets that are simple but still useful. Because the "fans" of this blog are mostly college students, I've come up with a list of goodies that make college life a little easier.

1. iTwin(from $69)


These USB drives are great for sharing information. Plug them each into separate computers, and you will be able to share files.

2. Water Powered Alarm Clock($11.99)


With this device, your alarm clock can run on water, beer, soda, coffee, you get the picture. The great price and the feeling you get from helping the environment will help you sleep at night.

3. Voltaic Converter Solar Backpack(from $189)

You wouldn't ever have to look for an outlet again, with this solar charged backpack. 

4. Wink Glasses(under $430)
The idea behind these glasses is to keep you awake by making you refocus. They will be available for purchase August 10.

5. Livescribe Pulse SmartPen($144.99)

Great for the avid note-taker, this pen will record what you write or say!